The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as SIN.
Some symptoms are: loss of direction, amnesia of origin, lack of peace and joy, selfish or violent behavior, fearfulness, idolatry.
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The number to call for the recall station in your area is: 1-800-PRAYER. The web site is www.800PRAYER.org. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing REPENTANCE. Next, download JESUS into the heart. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, JESUS will repair the problem and replace it with: love, joy, peace, long-suffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, and temperance.Please see the operating manual, THE HOLY BIBLE, for further details. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing one to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.